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Total Medals Earned: 908 (From 154 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 14,645 Points

Danger Creek

Medals Earned: 10/11 (65/90 points)

Stepford Miracle 10 Points

Witness a Stepford miracle

First Blood 5 Points

Kill 1 enemy

KILL! 5 Points

kill 100 enemies

KILL2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO 10 Points

Kill 500 enemies

Blub 5 Points

Blub

Participation award 5 Points

Open the game

SOLSTICE 5 Points

Succeeded in firing a sol beam

Community Service 10 Points

Kill Racist Sr.

epic pig 5 Points

this game done put pig physics innit

Funny bird 5 Points

see it.

ULTRAKILL 25 Points

Kill 1000 enemies

Dead Fish Clicker

Medals Earned: 3/5 (40/190 points)

10 Maggots 5 Points

not that impressive but good start ig...

100 Maggots 10 Points

Okay, that's kinda cool

1,000 Maggots 25 Points

woah.

10,000 Maggots 50 Points

Good job :-)

100,000 Maggots 100 Points

I love you.

Deal with Putin

Medals Earned: 6/7 (50/60 points)

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Crushed 5 Points

There go my hopes and dreams.

One Shot, One Kill 5 Points

Snipin's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, outta doors.

25 Kill Streak 5 Points

Tactical nuke, incoming!

The Diplomatic Option 5 Points

The pen is mightier than the sword!

Urine Trouble 5 Points

Better go see a doctor!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Decryption: A Free Online MMO

Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/10 points)

Master Hacker 5 Points

decrypt a lock

Alexa play Real Friends by Kanye West 5 Points

Finish Game

Discwheel

Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/235 points)

A little off the top 5 Points

Die in Discwheel

10 Second Survivor 5 Points

Survive the Disk Wheel for 10 seconds

30 Second Survivor 25 Points

Survive the Disc Wheel for 30 seconds

Disc Champion 100 Points

Survive the Disc Wheel for OVER A MINUTE

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Doktor Panic!

Medals Earned: 7/12 (160/210 points)

The Doktor is Here 10 Points

Treat Your First Patient

Whoops 10 Points

Fail To Treat a Patient

Get Outta My Way 10 Points

Get Shoved By a Business Man

Sick 10 Points

Catch a Virus

Ouch! 10 Points

Take Damage

Game Over 10 Points

Run Out Of Lives

My Favourite! 100 Points

Eat a Schnitzel

First Shift 10 Points

Complete Your First Shift

Second Shift 10 Points

Complete Your Second Shift

Third Shift 10 Points

Complete Your Third Shift

That Was Easy 10 Points

Perform a Heart Transplant

Bathroom Break 10 Points

Use The Toilet

DRILLBIT!!

Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/405 points)

Baby's First Word 5 Points

Spell 1 word in a single game

First-grade Vocabulary 10 Points

Spell 5 words in a single game

Spelling Bee Amateur 25 Points

Spell 10 words in a single game

Passed English Class 50 Points

Spell 15 words in a single game

Word Miner 100 Points

Spell 20 words in a single game

Dictionary 100 Points

Spell 25 words in a single game

Daily Winner 5 Points

Complete a daily game

Daily Master 10 Points

Complete 5 daily games

Daily Champion 10 Points

Complete 10 daily games

Daily God 25 Points

Complete 20 daily games

Scratching the Surface 5 Points

Reach a depth of 1,000 ft.

Spelunker 10 Points

Reach a depth of 2,000 ft.

Deep Diver 25 Points

Reach a depth of 3,000 ft.

Hollow Earth 25 Points

Reach a depth of 4,000 ft.

E-motion control-ercoaster

Medals Earned: 8/100 (40/500 points)

Stepford 5 Points

Play the game. This one's a freebie, just for naming conventions.

Stepoke 5 Points

Break a heart with minimal effort.

Stepforvel vs Capcom 2: New Age of Heroes 5 Points

HYPER COMBO FINISH!! I mean Tetris +1.

Stareford 5 Points

Didn't even touch you, cry baby.

Robord 5 Points

Also looks like a robot dog, appropriately enough. Although, I suppose that's what it is.

Book of Stevelation 5 Points

Give them nothing, but take from them everything!

5tepford Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique 5 Points

Hit five hearts without activating any of the previous moves.

Steiko from Mortal Kombat Fourd 5 Points

Hit four hearts without activating any of the previous moves. Great one to end on. You can see where I was going with this but medals have now maxed out so that's all, folks.

Helpford 5 Points

Visit the ? screen. Here's some extra help: Remaining descriptions will be hints to unlock that medal (or complete nonsense if you didn't read this first).

Stepunch 5 Points

2 close friends.

Steppercut 5 Points

Uppercut is just a punch but vertical.

Stepsword 5 Points

Katana is just a punch but longer.

Stelbow Drop 5 Points

Looks like a ring post to me.

Slapford 5 Points

High-five the air. Follow the motion your hand makes. Stop complaining, there are only so many shapes you can make with 3 squares.

Shootford 5 Points

Draw the smallest gun.

Fordball 5 Points

They call me Hadouken because I'm down right fierce.

Tatsumaki Stepukyaku 5 Points

See last hint. Might need to get somebody who plays Street Fighter to help you.

Straygun 5 Points

Laser is just a sword but longer.

Stepfordriver 5 Points

This is wrestling, not boxing.

Shotgun Shellford 5 Points

Tetris.

Soccerford 5 Points

Tetris.

Splitford 5 Points

Tetris.

Stompford 5 Points

Make a leg. Also Tetris.

Step(on me, mommy)ford 5 Points

Make the other leg. Also Tetris.

Stepfobotomy 5 Points

Tetris.

Timbord 5 Points

Tetris.

Sparford 5 Points

Tetris.

Stepfast 5 Points

Tetris.

Stario 5 Points

Tetris.

Stepfornado 5 Points

Tetris.

Smega Buster 5 Points

Tetris (and yes, that is the worst possible name I could've given this one, thanks for noticing).

Stepforyuken 5 Points

See previous SF ones... but also Tetris.

Scorpford 5 Points

Tetris.

Stelectrord 5 Points

Tetris.

Steppy Claws 5 Points

Aaaand Tetris.

Ford You 5 Points

Glad we're past that. Anyway, I couldn't think of anything better so Tetris +1.

Steppy T. Baseball Cat 5 Points

This tribute will put a smile on Betty's face (if she ever smiled).

Superford 5 Points

5 with 5

Sargeford 5 Points

T for Tankmen. Could also be construed as a cock and balls which is equally relevant to that particular series.

Stepvord 5 Points

Pac-Man

Steathead 5 Points

Bac-Man

Stepfordmc 5 Points

Let's move teatime back a bit.

Stepfordonkeypunch 5 Points

Let's move teatime forward.

Screwford 5 Points

Screw teatime.

Stelefrag 5 Points

Building bridges.

One giant Stepford, man 5 Points

Plus size.

Stepforang 5 Points

Make a boomerang. Do it for all four orientations to save me writing hints for the rest.

Sleepford 5 Points

ZZZ

Stepfockey 5 Points

Kind of looks like a hockey stick. I think you get the idea by now, hints will continue later.

Stepfore 5 Points

Also looks like a golf club, I suppose.

Stepfnf 5 Points

Tetris +1

Stepfnaf 5 Points

Resembles an allen wrench, appropriately enough (not that I could be arsed doing an actual animatronic). Anyway, Tetris +1.

Stevada 5 Points

Tetris +1

Stehemoth 5 Points

Complete the antennae for the other birthday boy. Never mind, Tetris +1.

Smoochford 5 Points

Tetris +1

Cheford 5 Points

Kind of looks like a meat cleaver. Whatever, Tetris +1.

Stat's All Fords 5 Points

Kind of looks like an anvil. Whatever, Tetris +1.

Stepbomd 5 Points

Kind of looks like a bomb. Whatever, Tetris +1.

Disarmd 5 Points

Kind of looks like a knife. Like if you break the top off the blade. Alright, I'll stop now, Tetris +1.

Skupord 5 Points

Tetris +1

Stfu 5 Points

Tetris +1

Stogieford 5 Points

Tetris +1

Sockford 5 Points

Tetris +1

Sbeerford 5 Points

Tetris+1 (also resembles a nightstick)

Stepforpg 5 Points

Tetris +1

Stedi 5 Points

Tetris +1

Castle Crashord 5 Points

Tetris +1

Slaymord 5 Points

As I'm writing this, there are four days left in the game jam. Although that is probably enough time to do every six heart configuration, I'd rather give some actual hints instead of a load of Tetris +2s. Just do a rectangle for now and we'll see how it goes.

Steprobe 5 Points

Rotate the rectangle.

Stepfort Downey Jr. 5 Points

On second thought, just make it bigger. No, that's too big.

Screamford 5 Points

♪ (music note if that doesn't display for whatever reason)

Stepfohn Cena 5 Points

Flip it. (Ring bell goes ding so still works.)

Stepformageddon 5 Points

Looks like a worm. No, not just a regular one.

Stepfoh dear 5 Points

Or just flip the music note again.

Holy Shtepford 5 Points

The appropriate symbol didn't fit so we had to rotate it.

Hellford 5 Points

Same again but exactly the opposite.

Stairford 5 Points

Clue's in the name.

Steppy Krueger 5 Points

Flip it.

Step on a landmine 5 Points

Make a landmine.

Stepfong Lao 5 Points

Flip it.

Heartford (Connecticut) 5 Points

Draw a heart. No, not that kind. Keep going, one will appear eventually.

Holey Shtepford 5 Points

Flip it.

Step 1000 Fords 5 Points

...and again.

Stepball 5 Points

Once more.

Stepthord 5 Points

Make Mjölnir.

Stepthor 2: The Dark World (everyone's favorite) 5 Points

Flip it.

Stepmara Forgan 5 Points

Ring

Stedding 5 Points

Slap a rock on that ring.

Stepflation 5 Points

Flip it (guess it didn't work out).

Deaford 5 Points

Dig a grave.

Stabality 5 Points

Flip it. While disrespectful, it kind of makes sense if you think about it. Also looks like a wee man with a big head, again, fittingly enough.

Stepfowl 5 Points

Boil an egg.

Siford 5 Points

Reminds me of an AT-AT appropriately enough.

Stelestial 5 Points

Building bigger bridges.

Stilt-a-whirl Backbreaker 5 Points

Bigger box.

Smilepford 5 Points

Wider smile.

Sniperd 5 Points

Break rule established by all previous medals when aiming 4 this one.

Stet It Fo 5 Points

Hope that doesn't bother you, snowflake. (actually looks more like my ex)

Spazzors 5 Points

Elsa and now Spider-Man. We're on that part of the web again.

Stwiss Cheeseord 5 Points

There is one more way to kill a man, but it is as intricate and precise as a well-played game of chess.

EFHH

Medals Earned: 3/20 (20/380 points)

Beginning of the End 5 Points

Start the game

Found the Screwdriver 5 Points

Find the screwdriver

Finish Prologue 10 Points

End of prologue

Found Beer 5 Points

Get the beer

Found the Flower 5 Points

Get the flower

Found the Key 5 Points

Get the key

Found the Matches 5 Points

Get the matches

Found the Newspaper 5 Points

Get the newspaper

Found the Oxygen Tank 5 Points

Get the oxygen tank

Found the Rope 5 Points

Get the rope

Found the Telescope 5 Points

Get the telescope

Found the Wheel 5 Points

Get the wheel

Finish Chapter Four 10 Points

End of chapter four

Finish Chapter One 10 Points

End of chapter one

Finish Chapter Three 10 Points

End of chapter three

Finish Chapter Two 10 Points

End of chapter two

Finish Chapter Five 25 Points

End of chapter five

Finish the Game! 50 Points

End of the game

Be a Friend 100 Points

It's okay just to be present sometimes

Watch Credits 100 Points

Watch credits

Egg Game

Medals Earned: 4/4 (30/30 points)

Level 1 5 Points

You beat level 1! Awesome, I guess

Level 2 5 Points

You beat level 2! Wow, you're actually playing this

YOU WIN!!!!! 10 Points

Ten points to you! You're a real winner!!!

Level 3 10 Points

A little harder than the others, but you managed to get through it